Schedule

Aug 18 / Aug 19
Chuck Watkins
with Allison O'Connor
Aug 18/19 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Chuck Watkins is an avant-ridiculous idiot-savant from Austin TX, currently living in Los Angeles. His post-post-modern goofyisms have... more...
Aug 25 / Aug 26
Aaron Aryanpur
with Devon Walker
Aug 25/26 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Funniest Comic in Texas Winner Aaron Aryanpur has appeared in clubs, theaters and colleges nationwide. Aaron was a semifinalist in... more...
Aug 31 / Sep 3
Out Of Bounds
AUG 31 - SEPT 3
SPECIAL EVENT! |Aug 31 - Sept 3 | Thurs-Sun | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE The Out of Bounds Comedy Festival is a seven-day live performance festival that showcases some the best in improv, sketch, and... more...
Sep 8 / Sep 9
Jeremy Essig
with Jasmine Ellis
Sept 8/9 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Jeremy's comedy, described in NUVO magazine as intelligent cynicism, walks the line between “smart” comedy and mindless indulgence. In a... more...
Sep 15 / Sep 16
Johnny Taylor
with Enzo Priesnitz
Sept 15/16 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Sardonic and personal, Johnny Taylor elevates the art of self-deprecating storytelling with his debut album, Tangled Up in Plaid on... more...
Sep 22 / Sep 23
Danny Palumbo
with Aaron Brooks
Sept 22/23 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE You can't not like Danny Palumbo. Go ahead and try. He's not only the host and co-host of the popular stand-up showcases, Live at... more...
Sep 24
Never Not Funny
w Jimmy Pardo & Matt Belknap
Sept 24 | Sunday Only! | 2:30p | Doors: 2p | $20 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Never Not Funny is an award-winning weekly podcast hosted by comedian and TV personality Jimmy Pardo and producer Matt Belknap... more...
Sep 29 / Sep 30
Raul Sanchez
with Nikita Redkar
Sept 29/30| Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE A former drug addict, Pentecostal Christian and U.S. Army infantryman (not in that order), Raul Sanchez was the winner of the 2012... more...
Oct 6 / Oct 7
Ryan Cownie
with Chris Tellez
Oct 6/7 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Nebraska native, Ryan Cownie, is an unpredictable, likable noodle neck. Comedy courses through his blood. Comedy and Mtn Dew. He's... more...
Oct 13 / Oct 14
Emma Willmann
with Arielle Norman
Oct 13/14 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $15 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Maine native and Comedy Cellar regular, Emma is one of the top comedians in New York City. Emma made her late night debut on The Late... more...
Oct 20 / Oct 21
Robert Mac
with Duncan Carson
Oct 20/21 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $15 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Grand-Prize Winner of Comedy Central's Laugh Riots competition, never-more-clever Robert Mac is finally headlining The Velv! Equal... more...
Oct 27
Vanessa & Andrew!
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Oct 27 | FRIDAY ONLY! 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Can't wait for this one! Two of our favorite, local powerhouse comedians, Vanessa Gonzalez & Andrew Murphy co-headline The Velv! A... more...
Oct 28
Emma & Mike!
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Oct 28 | SATURDAY ONLY! 9&11p | $15 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE We gots a killer double-header this weekend! Your first headliner is Emma Arnold: comedian, author, and beekeeper. She publishes... more...
Nov 3 / Nov 4
Alonzo Bodden
with Rob Gagnon
Nov 3/4 | Fri 9&11p | Sat 9&11p | $15 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Alonzo has made the rounds on the late night television circuit including appearances on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” “Late... more...
Nov 10 / Nov 11
Trey Galyon
with Pat Sirois
Nov 10/11 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $10 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Originally from Austin, now living in NYC, Trey Galyon as been called the antihero of comedy by The Austin Chronicle. His mom and dad... more...
Nov 17 / Nov 18
Brendon Walsh
with Pat Dean
Nov 17/18 | Fri 9p | Sat 9&11p | $15 | 18+ BUY TICKETS HERE Brendon Walsh grew up in Philadelphia, but established himself in comedy in Austin, TX. You've seen Ol' BW do stand-up comedy on... more...