Myles Johnson

Once upon a time, there was man unlike any other. His name was Myles Johnson and he is still around. Myles is really badass and can lowkey sing a little. He's also very funny and an American Hero. He is funny like Family Guy and cool like an author in Paris. Research studies conclude he would fit right in as cast member of the Fast and Furious movies (even better than Ludacris) or in the board room at BlackRock doing a big meeting. Experts say he would be even better than Spider-Man. NY Times war correspondents says, "he is also very down to earth and always down to crack a beer and he is even braver than us."