Timeless Comedy

The Velveeta Room has seen it all — wild sets, surprise drop-ins, and nights that people still talk about. Timeless keeps that tradition alive.

We’ve got a stacked lineup of Austin favorites and two secret headliners we can’t name (but trust us, you’ll want to be in the room when they show up). It’s the kind of show that only happens at the Velv — up close and unfiltered.

No frills, no filler — just great comedy in one of the best rooms in the city.

Pull up, grab a drink, and catch lightning in a bottle.